I Make Sparks Not Small Talk Welder T-Shirt

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Printed in Australia by our local print partner and posted straight to you. FREE shipping on every order.

Description

This lightweight crew tee carries a bold, confident message: “I make sparks, not small talk.” The graphic combines warm, ember-like colors and a burst motif that feels energetic without shouting. It drapes cleanly with a classic fit and ribbed crew neck, making it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo. Breathable ring-spun cotton keeps it comfortable across seasons, while tear-away labels and shoulder tape add thoughtful, everyday comfort. Wear it to start conversations that matter — a subtle way to signal wit and spark to people who get it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printing methods used for vibrant sleeve and front prints; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Shipping & Delivery

FREE shipping on every order within Australia. See our Shipping Policy for details.

Australian orders are printed, packed and dispatched in Australia by our local print partner.

Your shirt is made to order. Production happens before shipping, and the timing varies by product, print partner and destination. Contact us after ordering for the latest estimated ship-by date and delivery window. Estimates are not guaranteed. Tracking is emailed when available after dispatch.

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Returns & Replacements

If your shirt arrives damaged, faulty or incorrect, contact us with your order number and clear photos. We will help resolve the issue and coordinate with our print partner.

Because shirts are made to order, we do not offer change-of-mind returns for choosing the wrong size or colour, except where required by law. Your rights under Australian Consumer Law and other applicable law are preserved.

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